How to maintain a healthy level of Insanity
In an everchanging world many of us have forgotten to have fun and just forget about social judgement for a little while. Sometimes people need to just let loose and fool around, act like they are 5 again (some do this more often then others)
Here are some suggestions on how to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
- Sing Along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
- Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won! 3rd time this week!!!
- Don't use any punctuation
Try just one of these at least once a week and i believe that you feel better afterwards.
That's my health tip for the week,
Take care,
-Pete-
Here are some suggestions on how to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
- Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
- Sing Along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)
- Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess"
- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!", "I Won! 3rd time this week!!!
- Don't use any punctuation
Try just one of these at least once a week and i believe that you feel better afterwards.
That's my health tip for the week,
Take care,
-Pete-
posted by -Pete- at 5:38 p.m.
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